In New Zealand, as a sheep is being shorn, different parts of the fleece need to be sorted into different classifications to get the best price for the quality. So, of course, there are different names for each part.
The best bit of the fleece is the back and sides, from which you need to remove the crutch area (it can be a bit daggy) and the frib – the really short curly crusty bit of wool between the side and the belly. Also separated are the shanks around the leg (if they’re short and stained) and the top knot, the tufty bit of wool on their head (not to be confused with the jowls which, as you’d expect, are the woolly cheeks but which also don’t make the grade).
Some sheep don’t have it one – a ghost topknot if you will.
That was always a bonus when you’re trying to manage sorting the wool on the board (picture a raised platform) where usually three shearers were each shearing as fast as they can (they’re paid by the sheep and usually motivated by being the quickest in the shed or getting to at least 200, so basically running at least a marathon every day at work).
I haven’t had to sort wool for a very long time. Not a lot of need in London.
However, I have concluded that my son (almost 14…) is growing a top knot.
Or, as my husband put it, a front mullet.
When he was younger, my son wasn’t keen to go to the barbers so I ended up cutting his hair more often than not. Covid continued this out of need, if not choice. Although, now he is not so trusting – either of me, or my husband taking him to the barber, something about dad directing a short back and sides…
He did take himself off a while back to get it cut but I’m not sure he was very happy with the result. So he now seems to be focused on growing the winter coat early. After all, it has been a cold start to the summer…
He’s heading back to New Zealand shortly so perhaps I can just ask one of my siblings to get the handpiece out…
Explainer:
If the number of times I’ve had to correct auto-correct is an indication, some of the terms used may not be very familiar…
- I’m assuming crutch is self-explanatory although a crutcher is someone who is just focused on removing the dags…
- Dag can have a few meanings – rattle your dags means hurry up, or if one is a ‘dag’ they’re funny, here though I’m referring to a crusty piece of poo hanging from the fleece.
- Handpiece is the industrial version of hair clippers although the combs could be confused with lethal weapons.
- Frib – according to Oxford Dictionary there is less than a one in a million (0.01 in fact) chance that you’ve heard this before…